Jerilyn Hassell Pool
Designer of stuff and things. Probable sasquatch.
Art Direction
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I used to think calling it a "food baby" was silly until I ate dinner and needed to bust out my maternity clothes.
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Yesterday: New food processor!
Today: Bandaids! And Neosporin!
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The other day I saw a guy flip off a deer.
The husband saw a runner get his earbud cord tangled up with his nipple ring.
HUSBAND WINS.
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My dogs watch me cooking like they *know* they could rip my throat out, but if they do, clumsy me won't keep dropping stuff on the floor.
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I can count on one hand the number of times I've had the pee dream and needed new sheets.
So what if it's a monster hand with 47 fingers?
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Dreamt I was peeing and telling myself I wasn't dreaming and I know you think this ends badly but no! I woke up in the nick of time! GO ME.
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Also: every time I get into the hot tub, I think of that scene from Harry and the Hendersons. You know the one.
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I'm about to scar my children simply by putting on a bathing suit and heading out to the hot tub.
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I love that every article about the trapped Chilean miners says they can't eat beans for fear of intestinal gas in such close quarters.
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For days, something in the fridge has reeked. I figured it was the husband's foul kim chee until I found a container of beans barking at me.
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Dumb question that I could look up: Do you have to have an HDTV for the AppleTV or will my hot-for-1994 400 lb set work?
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If I had a dream about one of you wherein I'm super creepy, would you want to hear about it or would you prefer I keep the creep to myself?
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Annoying is my old lady bladder waking me up to pee and demanding we watch TV, only to find out my old lady brain lost the remote.
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Me: "I wish you would—"
Husband: "Get a Twitter? YES! I'm on it"
Me: "Uhhhhh....." *cries on the inside*
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This afternoon, I watched a guy give the finger to a deer standing in the middle of the road.
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2yo: "STOP BEING AN ALLIGATOR!"
47yo: "STOP YELLING AT ME AND I WILL!"
16yo: "Dad, are you really fighting with a 2yo?"
47yo: "SHUT UP."
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Why even potty train the 2yo? I'm gleefully unaware of every public restroom and everything is contained, to be changed at my convenience.
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Thanks for the support for http://nunyacards.com. Less than 12 hours into launch and the site has 1200 hits, tons of activity and ORDERS!
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In one hour, dozens of teenagers will show up at my house for my monthly tradition of games and merriment. Things are about to get CRAZY.
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I JUST RECEIVED MY FIRST ACTUAL ORDER. http://nunyacards.com
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Something I've been working on in between naps and bowls of Fruity Pebbles: http://nunyacards.com
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Who's awake?
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Launch today has turned into launch tomorrow. Or maybe Monday. Bleurgh.
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I am going to launch something really cool today and I don't even need to travel to DC and make a speech from the Lincoln Memorial.
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My 2 year old asked for Lederhosen. Your 2 year old is invalid.
