Jennifer Daniel
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http://twitter.com/jenniferdaniel
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1663 followers
3524 tweets
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HEY LADIES. Get out of the kitchen and start creating art. Something with a point of view. I'm tired of seeing the same stuff over and over.
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The pronouns are intentional. I'm talking to you. Do something you've never done before and stop basing your career on one thing.
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Misery is constantly comparing yourself to others then relying on friends to cheer you up.
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90's party: Wearing shorts, a New Yorkasarus shirt, fanny pack, doc martins, bangles. I think I wore this last Tuesday. http://bit.ly/bG0sBn
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I got a little notifier that someone mentioned @jenniferdaniel on twitter so I loaded the feed and realized it was ME who mentioned ME #FEFD
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RTing with one hand: RT @dirtbagg : The only #FFs ever are @laurentamaki and @jenniferdaniel ... #FEFD Follow Every Fucking Day
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@khoi Since you're sick you might enjoy the best HULU has to offer: http://bit.ly/aCG0XH, http://bit.ly/coDBUK, or http://bit.ly/8QLCtc.
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Left for coffee. Returned with beer. #Tuesday
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Aunt: "Are you busy Aug 28th?" Uncle: "As in next week?" A:"No, as in next year. I have a vacation." U:…I don't know if I'll even be alive."
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Friend: “Oy. I've got a real bad headache.”
Grandma: “'Real'? Do you have fake ones?”
Friend: “Well, if I don't want to have sex…”
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In case you missed it: The chart @erikonymous and I created for @TheMorningNews made it onto @Jezebel . #FUCKTHATGHOST http://bit.ly/drZKaA
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RT @kanyewest : YO EVERYONE! Sometimes I can't control my excitement… So happy… to wish @jenniferdaniel 's mom, @ladyhands a happy birthday!!!
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@kateconsumption I would totally watch "The Big Cynanthropy".
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So, am I the only one who thought "The Big C" was about the OTHER 'C' word?? The other 'C' word being of course, "cyesolagnia".
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Special thanks to @FrenchPaperCo , @PrintPinball , and all of you for making me the top search result for "unicorn groomer".
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Inbox (0). Drafts (219).
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I am certified: RT @CrankyPressman : New letterpress project posted. @jenniferdaniel and the unicorn grooming industry. http://bit.ly/b7qhd3
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Things that have made @jessicahische cry: wedding vows, first dance, toasting to bride groom, Bob Dylan. #ChrisAndJensWedding #BirthControl
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#ChrisAndJensWedding
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☾ ☯ ☯ £ RT @posttypography : We're seeking an amazing graphic designer, freelance or full-time, Baltimore on-site only. http://bit.ly/bZbpOK
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= #Prop8
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For Sale: Adorable Seafoam Green 49cc Vespa. Only 1030.0 miles. $1200 OBO. It runs, just needs a battery. Kick starts. http://bit.ly/9b0Dcr
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My first time shopping with @jessicahische resulted in "irregular activity". My bank put a hold on my card until I verify I wear silk.
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RT @shancarter : Perhaps I should LIVE TWEET my first day in SF. Currently waiting for a BART train.
