John Martz
Illustrator, cartoonist, blogger at drawn.ca
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http://twitter.com/robotjohnny
http://johnmartz.com
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Slobfuscate |slˈäbfəˌskāt| verb [trans.] Appear attractive in one's avatar photo until clicking full size. SEE ALSO: iCon ANT: resolutionize
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I can't believe tomorrow is already MAR10 Day. Don't forget to put out a plate of mushrooms tonight and decorate your Piranha Plant.
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RT @keansoo : My lazy dream comic: A sci-fi adventure epic about formless, blob-like aliens floating in an entirely white universe.
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Italian PR spam, I hate you as much as any other kind of PR spam, but I kind of love that to unsubscribe I have to reply with CANCELLAMI.
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No More Revisions Coupon http://flic.kr/p/7J6Q4s
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Scotch on the rockses to quench me thirsk.
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The problems with watchink Popeye DVDs whens yer werkink is how differinkly evverthink begins to sound in yer head. Expecially tweetsk.
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Seeing this Charles Addams exhibit in NYC will more than make up for missing the Tim Burton one. http://nyti.ms/b6tII8
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Chinchillacorn http://post.ly/R9qC
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Moonstrucker 5000 http://post.ly/R9pD
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I just lugged an Epson R1900 home from downtown and boy are my arms tired!
No, really.
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Jeet Heer is a national treasure.
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The PR people are in full force today. I am officially adding "Please remove me from this mailing list." to my TextExpander snippets.
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I must've felt sorry for all those blueberries, seeing them trapped in that plastic cage, when I set them free to blanket the kitchen floor.
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I may have used a few swears.
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I wrote to Jason Kenney and asked him to envision himself as an immigrant moving to a Canada in which his gov't representative hated bigots.
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Productivity tip: never use your inbox as a to-do list. For example, my inbox currently has 0 items. Not bad! And my to-do list has… OH GOD.
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FUN FACT: Our freezer is 95% plastic bags with only the ass ends of frozen loafs of bread in them. The remaining 5%: empty ice cube trays.
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@kateconsumption Man, all the cool kids are in Portland. PS Just got a copy of your book. Looks great!
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Indeed! RT @kenschafer : I can't believe my tweet about the existence of http://rim.jobs didn't get more retweets.
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Time for a walk to clear the old melon.
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It's Ronald Searle's 90th birthday. I think I need to venture over to my Searle books across the room and spend a little time with them.
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Congrats! RT @apelad : Baby's here. 7lbs 7oz, 21". Mild mannered like his pa. No name yet. Pictures later.
